this is not my heart

My first grade teacher was very concerned about the fact that when she asked me what my favorite song was, I told her it was Whiskey River.  And since I didn’t know why she was upset (or what whiskey was), I proceeded to assure her it was a great song and sing it for her as proof.  I’m pretty sure a parent-teacher conference ensued.

Willie Nelson - Whiskey River (by R4V3R2K7)