this is not my heart

Usually at least 73% coffee. Mouthy, fannish, ridiculous, and queer.

Currently obsessed with books, tarsiers, vintage style, carne asada fries, gender identity, giant sunglasses, Frank Iero, pigtails, terrible Lifetime movies, and pink lipstick.

If you're here because of the Mona Lisa/Sins mashup, go tell Emily Sachs that she's awesome. It was all her, I just reblogged it.

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$spiralstreesandcupsoftea: stackedcrooked: magnicifent: Sometimes Facebook shows me unexpectedly delightful things. Look at these. *______* …I just don’t think I’d be able to eat one of these without embarrassing myself because I would absolutely start to lick it before I ate it. /o\ this is amazing. in the best way. I used to make vagina cookies in college, but nothing as amazing as this. Mine were basically just sugar cookies frosted in shades of pink and brown with red-hots as the clit. Even then, though, everybody always licked them first.$

spiralstreesandcupsoftea:

stackedcrooked:

magnicifent:

Sometimes Facebook shows me unexpectedly delightful things. Look at these. *______*

…I just don’t think I’d be able to eat one of these without embarrassing myself because I would absolutely start to lick it before I ate it. /o\

this is amazing. in the best way.

I used to make vagina cookies in college, but nothing as amazing as this. Mine were basically just sugar cookies frosted in shades of pink and brown with red-hots as the clit. Even then, though, everybody always licked them first.

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Oh sweet hell, I would give anything to have those and eat them in public.
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I used to make vagina cookies in college, but nothing as amazing as this. Mine were basically just sugar cookies frosted...
elvabarr said: this literally was posted on my vagina monologues page a week ago.
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this is amazing. in the best way.
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…I just don’t think I’d be able to eat one of these without embarrassing myself because I would absolutely start to lick...
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