this is not my heart
People….Seriously.

achaseroffaith:

ktfranceebee:

callmekitto:

crystalsoulslayer:

librariansoul:

callmekitto:

“but where’s the lube” she whispered in wide-eyed horror at the fanfiction unfolding on her laptop screen

This is me all the time. :-/

Also, saliva and loving someone a whole lot are not acceptable substitutes for lube and preparation.

love: it does not lubricate

crying.

This is seriously one of my biggest fanfic/RP/what-have-you pet peeves.

My best friend and I always say, “Blood makes the best lube.  Oh, and tears.  Blood and tears make the best lube.”

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